You know it isn’t easy being me. Think about what it must be like to be a dog god and live in a two legger world. Doors have doorknobs, I don’t have a thumb which makes it almost impossible for me to turn the things. Why am I talking about this? Well that’s simple. I want to be able to come and go as I please. Seems to me that would be the right thing, but the two leggers I own seem to think otherwise.

This morning my two leggers slept a little later than usual. This was because of some two legger who is dead named Martin Luther King. I guess he had a dream and to celebrate his life in death two leggers now sleep a little later one day a year in order to be more like him and dream a little more. Fitting I guess but not good for my little bladder. Not to worry, I held it but two leggers make an awful lot of assumptions as to what is acceptable to me and what is not.

But back to Martin Luther King, a two legger I did not know who now has so much control over when I go out in the morning one day a year. He made this speech about a dream he had. In it he made a whole bunch of statements about this dream and what I guess he felt was righteous and right and good for all two leggers. After reading this speech I did not know that two leggers were such a mess and now after pondering this speech I wonder why two leggers can’t be more like Dogs.

We dogs have no problem with the skin color of another dog. We don’t care if another dog is small, big, cute or ugly. We just want to know who the alpha is. Well we also have the sniff test but that has nothing to do with color. Bottom line is we dogs have no problem with other dogs even if the other dog is a pedigree (like me).

I guess two leggers could learn a little about life from us dogs but I’m not holding my breath. Nope, not holding my breath although I may have to hold something else if my two leggers get up late in the morning. Well I gotta run now. I need to go take a nap and have myself some dreams, like open doors, rabbits and the cute little fluffy thing down around the corner from me.