OK, Not that I need it but I was just reading about something that makes me dog laugh and scratch my little chin. There seems to be a growing number of two leggers who are caving to their Dog God requests. Yup, it’s true, Two leggers are shelling out hard earned cash for plastic surgery on their dogs.

Yes, I know, your a two legger reading this and you can’t believe that any two legger would actually shell out money for plastic surgery on a pet but it is true. Among the type of surgeries performed are eye-lifts, full face-lifts, rhinoplasty, nose jobs, chin lifts and orthodontics.

Now I am going to let you two leggers in on a small but true secret. Unlike you two leggers us dogs really don’t have any hangups about our appearance. None whatsoever. Take any great mastiff, bloodhound or Newfoundland, they are known for their excessive drooling. Do you think they care that they drool all over the place? No, they don’t care and actually might like it but a two legger can drag in his dog for a chin lift which will help curtail the amount of drooling a dog does. Disgusting, leave the poor dogs alone!

The bottom line is that at times, not many mind you, there may be a medical need for a surgery but for the most part this trend of two leggers having their dogs get plastic surgery is purely one of the two leggers ego.

Again …. The dog doesn’t care!